Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?

A: They don't know the route.

How do blondes like their eggs?

Unfertilized

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a group of cars ?

A clutch !

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What would be the movie called if it were about you?

You Yourself &amp Urine.

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What did the mortician say to his new necrophiliac employee?

Don't worry, you'll fit right in.

How many mexicans can you fit in a bus?

All of them.