What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car "

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Struggle Jokes More Struggle Jokes

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?

An elephant's shadow !

Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

Backpack Jokes More Backpack Jokes

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

What does a chicken call its backpack?

A BokBok...

Ham Jokes More Ham Jokes

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.