What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

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What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

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How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

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What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas?

As little as possible dummy!

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?

A Kong - vict !

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What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

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What color was George Washington's white horse?

Haha morons

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

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Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

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What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?"