How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

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What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

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What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

How can you tell that someone's a vegan?

Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

What is the hardest part about firing a black man?

Waiting for him to show up.

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How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.