Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men does it take to mop the floor?

Answer: None it's a women's job.

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

What do you tell someone from Moscow if he's in a hurry?

Q: What do you tell someone from Moscow who is in a hurry? A: Quit Russian. Q: What do you call a Mexican pessimist? A: A Mexican't Q: What do you call a German who is urinating in an alley? A: A you're a peein'. Q: What does an Asian person have if their leg joints are socially awkward? A: Shy knees. Q: What is a Parisian country cover band's favorite song to play? A: "I've got France in low places."

Struggle Jokes More Struggle Jokes

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors