How many men does it take to mop the floor?

Answer: None it's a women's job.

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Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

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How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

What do you call an amputee that can't answer riddles?

Stumped

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How many men does it take to mop the floor?

Answer: None it's a women's job.

How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

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Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What's the highest story of any building?

Floor 20