How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

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Why are there school shootings?

Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

Whats in the middle of girl's leg ?

And the answer is, 'Knee'

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How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.

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What's a prison executioners favorite beer?

Shock-top

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!