What does a Muslim with allergies say?

Al-achoo Akbar.

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Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

What's a muslim's favourite game?

Goat Stimulator

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What's the difference between a bumble bee and someone with allergies?

One is a pollinator. The other is a pollen-hater.

What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

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How do you get Akbar to shut up?

Muzzle'm.

What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!