What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

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Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

he thought he was going to Arrrland.

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There she blows!!!

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Because the bus hit him.

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Because he dropped the beet.

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Shiver me timbers!

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What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."