What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.

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What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

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What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!"

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

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What do hemophiliacs and virgins have in common?

One prick...and it's all over.

What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.