What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine ?

I'm font of you.

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What do you call a punctuation mark that's got a girlfriend?

accommodating.

What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?

You slow down and use lube ( )

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How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....

What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine