What does blue paint taste like?

What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.

What did one lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right! We do taste like chicken!

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

How can you tell if she is virgin or not?

Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin. The doctor said, Well, you need three things from a do it yourself shop. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel. Paddy asked, And what do I do with these, doc? The doctor replied, Before the wedding night, you paint one of your testicles red and the other one blue. If she says, Thats the strangest pair of balls I ever saw., you hit her with the shovel.