Taste Jokes

  • Why fart and waste it?

    When you can burp and taste it.

  • What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

    Artificial celery

  • What you call toes that taste like mint?

    Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

  • Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

    Because they can't reach the top shelf.

  • What is something that tastes better than it smells?

    A tongue

  • Why don't we drink chicken milk?

    It tastes fowl.

  • What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common?

    Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.

  • What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?


  • Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

    The meal would fallout of flavor.

  • What's an old woman taste like?

    Depends ...

  • What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

    You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

  • Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

    Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

  • How are men like noodles?

    They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

  • Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

    She didn't suit his taste!

  • Why does everything taste like chicken?

    Because God is black.

  • How do deer get revenge?

    By giving each other a taste of their own venison

  • Why don't cannibals like clowns?

    they taste funny!

  • What do you call fish that taste two times as salty?


  • What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

    He got a taste of religion.

  • What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

    A farte

  • Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

    They're Meteor!

  • What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

    Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

  • What is the worst thing about Gonorrhea ?

    the taste!

  • What does a 90 year old woman taste like?


  • Why does moon rock taste better than earth rock?

    It's a little meteor.

  • What do toads and choads have in common?

    They both taste a bit swampy

  • What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?


  • Whats does Copy pasta taste like?

    The same

  • How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart?

    By taste.

  • Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

    Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

  • Why do bulimics make such good food?

    Cus they have to taste it twice!

  • Why does duck taste better than turkey?

    Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

  • Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

    Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.

  • What does gasoline taste like?

    I don't know, I'm in a coma.

  • What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?

    The taste.

  • What do gynecologists and pizza delivery drivers have in common?

    They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste.

  • Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

    Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

  • Why did the shark spit out the clown?

    Because he tasted funny!

  • What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

    There's no accounting for taste.

  • How was it?

    Tasted awful."

  • What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

    A coconut.

  • What the difference between a pancake?

    It tastes better with jam.

  • What does a 80 year old women taste like?


  • What does alcohol free beer taste like?

    Like going down on your sister. It tastes the same but something's not right.

  • Why did the lion spit out the clown?

    Because he tasted funny.

  • Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

    It lacks body

  • What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

    Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week

  • Why have all Remain voters suddenly gotten so salty?

    They don't like the taste of being the minority!

  • Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

    Because they're wrigleys !

  • What does a gynocologist and a pizza man have in common?

    Thay can smell the goods, but they can't taste them.

  • What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

    A tongue. Hehe

  • Why do sharks hate clowns?

    They taste funny

  • How do you know if a chef is a clown?

    A: The food tastes funny.

  • What did the donut say to the cop?

    Don't taste me, bro !

  • What does blue paint taste like?

    Exactly like red paint!

  • Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

    It's sterile and he likes the taste.

  • Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

    He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

  • When i go down you know what it tastes like?


  • How can you tell God is a man?

    If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

  • Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

    Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

  • Why don't kids like cheesy jokes?

    they're too mature for their taste

  • Why do people starve?

    When food tastes so good.

  • What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

    Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

  • What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

    The word "free"

  • What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

    A little bizar

  • What taste good?

    Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*

  • How are a pizza maker and a gynecologist the same?

    They can both smell it, but they can't taste it.

  • What did a lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog?

    Damm, we do taste like chicken!

  • What did one little lesbian frog say to the other?

    We really do taste like chicken!"

  • What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

    I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

  • What does it taste like to go down on a senior citizen?


  • What smells better than it taste?

    A nose

  • What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

    They taste like chicken.

  • How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

    The taste.

  • What did one lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

    They're right! We do taste like chicken!

  • What does a 80 yr old woman taste like?


  • What does it taste like to go down on a little old lady?


  • Why are blondes like corn flakes?

    A: Because they're simple easy and they taste good.

  • What tastes good?


  • What did 1 lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

    They're right we do taste like chicken!

  • What does an 80-year-old person taste like?


  • Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

    It hasnt been tested on mice.

  • What do gynecologists and pizza delivery guys have in common?

    They have to smell it but they can't taste it!

  • What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?

    Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!