Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A: A buzzness suit!

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What does blue paint taste like?

Exactly like red paint!

How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart?

By taste.