What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

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How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free"

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Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

Shotgun Jokes More Shotgun Jokes

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe