What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

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What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire

Rifle Jokes More Rifle Jokes

What is a rifle with three barrels?

A trifle.

What did one rifle say to the other?

Me llamo es 762

Shotgun Jokes More Shotgun Jokes

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind