How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire

Previous Random Joke Next

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Hamster Jokes More Hamster Jokes

Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.