What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free"

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Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

How I broke my cat's knees?

With rude eyes.

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Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

What do you call a Mexican who can't find his vehicle?

Carlos.

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Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.

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What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.