How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

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Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

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What does an Italian sound like walking through the rain?

Dago wop wop wop

What's the Italian word for suppository?

Innuendo

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What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

He wiped his bum.

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

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What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

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How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

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What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.