What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

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What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator ?

One can raise a child

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Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

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You are my significant otter."

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I only loved you for your body!"

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What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.