What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

It takes too long to retrain them.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

Beer Bottle Jokes More Beer Bottle Jokes

What did one empty beer bottle say to the other?

I'm drunk."

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.