How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

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What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

Why are blondes so good with odd numbers?

Because they, like, can't even!

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Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

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How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!