How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.

What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

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Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time?

No one told him he's black.

What do you call a smelly man who tells terrible jokes?

PUN-GENT

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How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

A: You make my temperature rise.

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Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

What's a difference between a oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste

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Why don't cannibals like clowns?

they taste funny!

Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body