Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

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Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why do sharks hate clowns?

They taste funny

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

Which do you choose?

WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!