What smells better than it taste?

A nose

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What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late

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What's incredibly fast and smells like curry?

Usain Bolti.

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

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What smells better than it taste?

A nose

What does a 90 year old woman taste like?

Depends.