What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship?

5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny

What saved the ship?

flambuoyancy"

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

Red Paint Jokes More Red Paint Jokes

What's clear and smells like red paint?

Chloroform. :D

What does blue paint taste like?

Exactly like red paint!

Maroon Jokes More Maroon Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

Collide Jokes More Collide Jokes

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

a giraffic jam!

Blue Paint Jokes More Blue Paint Jokes

What does blue paint taste like?

Exactly like red paint!

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

Crew Jokes More Crew Jokes

What do you call a crew of handsome Italian astronauts?

Fine specimens.

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned