What do you get when two giraffes collide?

a giraffic jam!

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

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What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

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What do you call it when 4 giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

a giraffic jam!