What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

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Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

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What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided

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What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

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What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak?

Parcel-tongue