Why does Mommy always say no?

Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.

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What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

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Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

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Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's