What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

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What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

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Why is Cam Newton's house so dirty?

He doesn't pick up after himself.

What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

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What's the worlds most forceful fig?

The Fig Newton.

What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.