What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

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Why was 10 afraid of 7?

Because 7 (eight) 9

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D