What does COINCIDENCE' mean?

Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.

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What is Blair Walsh's favorite song?

I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

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What's the diagnosis doctor?

What is your zodiac sign ' 'Cancer.' 'What a coincidence!'

What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?

Coincidence on 34th Street