What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

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What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

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What's E.T. short for?

Because he has wee legs

What's E.T. Stand for?

Extra testicle

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What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

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What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)