What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

What's the difference between a sin and a shame?

It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to take it out.