What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security?

Both have LAX security.

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Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"

Los Angeles Jokes More Los Angeles Jokes

What happens when the smog/fog/smoke over Los Angeles lifts?

You see L.A.

Where will you find the most powerful man in Los Angeles?

Watts.