What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget

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Why do bees hum ?

Because they've forgotten the words !

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

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What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.

What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem