What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget

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What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

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Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

because they never drink alone.

What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem