What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"

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God Jokes More God Jokes

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What do you call a rare Egyptian King?

King Nottocommon

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.