What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral?

There's one less drunk.

What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.

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What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

What do you call an Irishman sitting on his veranda?

Patty O'Furniture.