What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.

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What does every "Tickle Me Elmo" get before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles

What is the last thing that tickle-me elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

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What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.