What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

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What do you do when a horse breaks down?

Call triple neighhh!

Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

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What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.