What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

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What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

Seven.

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

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What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

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What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.