What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

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What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat?

Their owner.

What do you call the doctor for dogs?

Dogtor

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What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

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What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.