What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat?

Their owner.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

Owner Jokes More Owner Jokes

Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.