Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

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Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

What do you call a psychiatric patient who is afraid of doors?

Unhinged

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Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Because it had too many threads.

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What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

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Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

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All the extra cubholders.

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What's the most popular type of car in Turkey?

Coupe

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.