Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

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Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

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Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

Where do Sikhs buy clothes?

Turban Outfitters

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What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.