What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!

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What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick?

A docs-hund!

What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

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What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

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What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned :p

What is the friend zone?

It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.