What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common ?

Easter

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What is a Hindu?

It lays eggs

How do black people like their eggs?

Poached

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How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

A bad magician

What do you call a rabbit in a beanie and listening to vinyl?

A Hopster.

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Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise