What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

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How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

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What do internet football fans sing?

E we go E we go E we go!

What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

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Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.