What does the high elves call Gandalf?

Methrandir

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Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

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Who stole the golden necklace? Was it a High Elf, a Nord or a Khajiit?

The Khajiit.

What does the high elves call Gandalf?

Methrandir