Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

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What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!

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What does Gollum think about Gandalf's smoking addiction?

Stupid, filthy habitses!

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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Why did FIFA have surgery?

They had to remove their Blatter.

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

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Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

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What is a sorcerer's least favorite disease?

A staff infection

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...